SpongeBob. Green. Makeup. Shopping. Pictures. Memories. Hugs & kisses. Friends. Jewelry. Shoes. Inspiration. Wittiness. Overall, just a dreamer.
She wait 9 months for her moment
I’m not a big fan of Taylor Swift but that was beautiful.
I actually kind of hate her, but this is hilarious.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
(Source: joesphjonas)
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
